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You tried to advocate for yourself.
You asked for deeper labs, better answers.
And they shut you down with:
“We don’t need to go down that rabbit hole.”

What they really meant was:
❌ Insurance won’t cover it
❌ I’m not t

If your “detox plan” ends with cruciferous veggies and a probiotic rec… you’ve been robbed.🥦

Real detox means opening the drainage funnel, not inflaming it. 🔥

And if your practitioner skipped the lymph, the liver, or your

Most detoxes push your body harder when it’s already depleted — and no one’s talking about it.

They give you more binders, more restriction, more intensity…

but zero strategy to support your drainage pathways, mitochondria,

You’ve been told you need more discipline.
More protocols.
More broccoli sprouts. 🙄

But here’s the truth:

⚠️ You don’t need more detox hacks.
⚠️ You don’t need another practitioner telling you to “push through.”

I’m not here to play by their rules.

I’m not a wellness influencer.
I’m not a supplement slinger.
And I’m definitely not another practitioner layering bandaids on top of a broken system.

I’m Erin Lawson — the

You don’t need permission from the system to heal.

You need to opt out and take your health back.

DM me FREEDOM and I'll show you the exact strategy we use to reset and reclaim your wellness today, no Prior Authorizations required. 💀

#funct

If you’re still waiting on the traditional medical system to save you…

You’re waiting on a system that profits from your sickness. 💸

Here’s what you can really expect:
➔ Months to see your doctor
➔ Months more to see a spe

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